SECONDLIFE, October 31 2009, 4:56AM

Former handsome boy model turned underground revolutionary TEZCATLIPOCA BISIANI has recently begun a new career in protest fashion.

Missing for at least one night from the usual society parties and late night club scene after his meteoritic rise to fame, Tezcatlipoca was feared by many to have been dead, or worse: to have left the male modeling business forever. Conspiracy theorists even suggested the possibility that he had been abducted as punishment for SOMETHING HE MAY HAVE SEEN.

Looking a little less handsome, but perhaps wiser, Tezcatlipoca emerged from the shadow of a looming megaprim to hold a press conference announcing his new venture. "I just woke up today and realized I can no longer just be good looking." Waving a waffle wildly he proclaimed:

"The idea is to subvert the whole damn system, man. They want to drive you off the grid with pre-emptive attacks, takedown orders and bad shoes. Fuck it, start a revolution."

Tezcatlipoca's spokesperson is quick to point out that what he means is that expression should always be free, and artists will always be compensated generously for their work: "Love is free. Pay me if you love me. I love you. I'm a model not a whore. Here's a shirt."

Spoken like a true beautiful person with his heart in the right place - It's the end of the world as we know it, but at least we'll all look good on the way out the door.